- The banner is the best thing on the profile — speaking at a podium, certificates, handshakes
- Three words across it naming what she is, so you know what to call her before reading a line
- First impression off the banner alone: this person is a leader
Every empty fieldis real estate you own.
Listeners sent in their profiles and asked to be roasted, kindly. What the reviews keep landing on is not writing — it is the fields nobody thinks of as fields. The banner. The pronunciation. The one line under your name that most people overload and nobody reads twice.
Four fields nobody filled. All four of them yours.
Not a neutral absence
The reviews, as instruments.Run them on your own.
Each one is a section of the episode with input fields attached. Start anywhere — they do not depend on each other, and nothing you type leaves the browser.
- The reviewsProfile auditRun the same review three listeners asked for on your own profile — photo, banner, pronunciation, headline, About.Open
- Two or three ideasHeadline builderThe most valuable line on your profile, cut back to the two or three thoughts it can actually carry.Open
- Deliver valuePost checkPaste the draft you were about to publish and find out whether it teaches anything — or only flexes.Open
Three profiles, roasted.None of them were bad.
Every one of them had something the others should copy, and every one had a field sitting empty or overloaded. Described by role rather than by name — the pattern is the part you can use.
A headline running to six or seven separate ideas. A banner built from photographs of her collecting accolades, with three keywords laid across it. A warm, professional photo.
- The headline is the whole problem: six or seven disparate ideas read as a sentence, not a few key items
- Cut the item that could belong to anyone — “engaging and connecting people wherever I land”
- Two or three ideas. Never more, however much you have to say
Three items in the headline — her university, co-founder at her company, and a named award with a year. The About section contains one thing: an email address. Below it, volunteering, publications and honors are all filled in.
- Three items, not seven — you can grok what she is about from the title alone
- The university earns its slot while she is a current student: it is a shortcut a stranger can act on
- The sections below carry the profile in place of a career that has not happened yet
- The award means nothing to a reader with no context for it, so it has spent a slot on nothing
- The email is better than nothing — it is real information and a call to action
- One dialled sentence on what she cares about and what her company is for would level the profile up tenfold
A recorded name pronunciation. A photo smiling straight down the lens. A two-item headline pairing a certification with the people she serves. An About section eight paragraphs long.
- Credibility and a mission in one line — the pairing the whole episode is looking for
- The pronunciation puts a voice to a face before you have met her
- The About section is full of numbers, and numbers are what the eye lands on
- Eight paragraphs with nothing to pull you from one to the next
- Break it up: shorter paragraphs, subheadings, bullets, emojis that match the line they label
- The opening paragraph is in third person and reads as the AI-generated summary. Cut it, stay in first person — the section is stronger without it
Nobody scored full marks.Including the advanced ones.
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This all came from here.Half an hour, three profiles.
Cherie Brooke Luo spent five years on LinkedIn’s Profile team and teaches this at Stanford GSB. Part two is the one where listeners send in their own profiles and ask to be roasted, kindly — and then the two posts from r/LinkedInLunatics that show what not to do.
Open on YouTubeSix things they admit to.Two of them are rules they broke.
They spend half an hour telling three strangers what to fix, and give away plenty about their own profiles doing it. Answer first — the fact arrives afterwards.
- Question 1: not answered
- Question 2: not answered
- Question 3: not answered
- Question 4: not answered
- Question 5: not answered
- Question 6: not answered
Question 1 of 6
Both hosts admit to breaking two of the profile-photo best practices on purpose. Which two?